Choose Your Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC (Chief Devil
in Charge).
Devil: We run things a bit differently nowadays, you get to
pick your own personal hell.
Man: That's not so bad, whatcha got?
Devil: Well, I'm going to open a series of doors, look
inside, assess the situation and then tell me if that's where you want to
spend eternity.
Man: OK.
The devil opens the first door and there's a room of people standing on their
heads on a hardwood floor.
Man: Ouch, that seems painful. It's not for me, what's next.
The devil opens the next door to reveal the same situation, only on concrete
floors.
Man: That looks worse, got anything left.
The devil opens the third door to reveal a room full of people standing knee
deep in shit drinking coffee.
Man: Well, the shit smells but I could stand the smell and
drink coffee all day. I'll take this one.
Devil: Are you sure this is the one you want?
Man: Absolutely!
The devil then escorts him in the room shuts and locks the door. As soon as
the door closes, a whistle blows and a loud speaker says "Alright, coffee
break is over, back on your heads."
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