Looks Bad, Feels Good
A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "Arthur, what's the
matter?"
Arthur says, "I don't know Doc. Every day I look in the mirror
when I get up and I just look so bad! Then I drink some coffee and check
again and I still look bad. But I don't know what's wrong with me, cause even
though I look bad, I feel good."
The doctor pulls out his big diagnostic book and starts flipping through it.
"Hmmm," he says reading, "looks good, feels good - no, that's not
you ... looks bad, feels bad - no that's not you either ... looks good, feels
bad - nope. Oh, here it is: Look bad, feels good. Well, I'll be damned, Arthur!
You're a pussy!"
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