50 Years
An old man and his wife were sitting in their rocking chairs on the front
porch on their 50th wedding anniversary. The wife gets up and slaps the old man
so hard he almost falls out of his chair.
"Woman, what in the hell did you do that for?" he asked. She
replied "That's for giving me fifty years of bad sex!"
A few more minutes passed and eventually the old man gets up and slaps his
wife so hard she falls out of her chair. "What the hell did you do that
for?" she asked.
"That's for knowing the difference!"
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