Bad Dreams
A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a
nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he
is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the
son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.
His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this
time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died.. The father assures the
son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, granddaddy dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.
His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this
time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son
that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next
day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die. After dressing
he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch
because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure
he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and
hides under his desk.
Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife.
"Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of
my entire life!" She responds, "You think your day was bad, the
milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."
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