Bar Tradition
Patrick, after just moving to Kilburn in North West London, decides to find himself a Local Pub. He eventually finds one he likes and approaches the Bar Man.
Patrick, with his thick Irish Accent says; "Three Pints O' Guinness...Please!"
The barman pours the three pints of Guinness. Patrick finds a quiet spot, drinks his three pints and leaves.
This trend continues every day for about two weeks when the barman one night suggests that Patrick should buy one pint at a time so that the Guinness is fresher each time. Patrick said; "Sure the reason I buy three at a time is 'cause many years ago my older brother moved to New York and my younger brother moved to
Australia and I moved here... and we agreed that if we ever went to the Pub we would always have a drink for each other".
The barman and the locals thought this was a lovely story and Patrick became popular in the Pub.
A couple of weeks later, Patrick turned up in the Bar and ordered Two pints of Guinness. The barman was shocked and said to Patrick; "God I'm terribly sorry...".
Patrick said; "Sorry about
what?."
The barman said; "well...has One of your brothers died?."
Patrick says;
"Don't be stupid...I only ordered two 'cause I'm off the Beer for Lent."
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