| Psychology: |
Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother.
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| Sociology: |
Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship. |
| Religion: |
Each prays for reconciliation and/or curses God. |
| Archeology: |
One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other of trying to dig it up.
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| Theater: |
"OH MY GOD! Life is... ENDED... as we... KNOW... it!" |
| Biology: |
"You just wanted to get in my genes!" |
| Physics: |
Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must come down. |
| Journalism: |
"Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and Jill, 18,
called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks..."
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| Women's Studies: |
"HE did it!" |
| Business: |
Both decide that they're spending way too much money together, and that it's simply cheaper to be single. |
| History: |
Each party argues the breakup was caused by something the other party did in the past.
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| Geography: |
Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each
other. |
| Anatomy: |
"I never liked your body anyway." |
| Economics: |
One party demands more than the other can supply. |
| English: |
Each writes the other a perfect breakup letter, complete with introduction, thesis, body, and conclusion, that doesn't really say anything substantively intelligible.
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| Education: |
Both concede that the relationship was a learning experience. |
| Italian: |
"Mama Mia!" |
| Computers: |
"Man, this bytes — we just couldn't interface"
and/or "His hard drive was more like a floppy."
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| Electrical Engineering: |
"It's just so shocking... I'm sure there are
positives and negatives, but..."
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| Architecture: |
"There just wasn't much to build on anyway..." |
| Jewish Studies: |
"OY! You should feel so guilty!" |
| Philosophy: |
If two people break up in a dorm and there's no one to witness the breakup, are they really single?
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| Zoology: |
They were able to mate like banshees, but lacked sophisticated communication skills.
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| Physical Education: |
They punch each other out in frustration. |
| Chemistry: |
They turn to hard drugs to relieve the pain. |
| Counseling: |
Each urges the other to "get help!" |
| Music: |
Each utilizes an operatic lament (or, in Tennessee, a country song) to express his or her sorrow.
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| Law: |
They sue each other for breach of a pre-dating agreement. |
