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How's Your Algebra?

Read each line, follow the instructions quickly, but don't make any mistakes!

  1. PICK a number from 1 - 9.
  2. SUBTRACT 5.
  3. MULTIPLY by 3.
  4. SQUARE it (multiply it by itself).
  5. If more than one digit ADD up the DIGITS until you get only one digit (i.e. 64 = 6+4 = 10 = 1+0 = 1).
  6. IF your current VALUE is less than 5, then add 5... otherwise subtract 4.
  7. MULTIPLY by 2.
  8. SUBTRACT 6
  9. MAP the DIGIT to a letter in the ALPHABET 1=A, 2=B, etc.
  10. PICK a name of a COUNTRY that begins with that letter.
  11. TAKE the SECOND LETTER in the COUNTRY name.
  12. THINK of an ANIMAL that begins with that LETTER.
  13. THINK of the COLOR of that ANIMAL.

 

You have a grey elephant from Denmark.


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