A Protective Father
There were three daughters all living with their father. He was the kind of
person who was very protective, and he didn't like young men. One evening, all
three of the girls got dates for the same night, and no matter how much he
argued with them, their father couldn't convince them to stay at home. Around
6:30 the doorbell rang and the father went to open it. He got out his .12 gauge
shotgun, flung open the door and yelled "Waddaya want?"
The boy standing on the door was very nervous as he said, "Well... my
name is Freddie, and I'm here for Betty. We're going to eat spaghetti, so is she
ready?" The father called Betty and they drove off.
Around 6:45 the doorbell rang again. The father flung open the door and
yelled as he had done before. "Well... my name is Joe and I'm here for Flo.
We're going to the show, so is she ready to go?" Flo came running down the
stairs and they drove off.
Around 7:00 the doorbell rang again. The door was opened and the boy started
to talk: "Well,... my name is Chuck..."
- Bang -
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