Sex Life
So this is what happened ....
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed
upon him twenty years of normal six life. Man was horrified. "Only twenty
years of normal sex life?" But the Lord was very adamant that was all man
could have.
Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him twenty years. "But I don't
need twenty years," he protested. "Ten is plenty for me." Man
spoke up eagerly. "Can I have the other ten?" The monkey graciously
agreed.
Then the Lord called the lion and gave him twenty years, and the lion, like
the monkey, wanted only then. Again the man spoke up, "Can I have the other
ten?" The lion said of course he could.
Then came the donkey and he was given twenty years - but like the others, ten
was sufficient and gain man pleaded, "Can I have the other ten?"
Which explains why man has twenty years of normal sex life, plus ten years of
monkeying around, ten years of lion about it and ten years of making an ass of
himself.
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