Smart Dogs
Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.
The first was a Lockheed-Martin employee who said his dog was an excellent draftsman. His dog was named "T Square", and he told
his dog to go to the blackboard and draw a square, a circle, and a triangle which the
did with no problem.
The McDonnell-Douglas employee's dog was named "Slide
Rule", and he claimed his dog could do calculations. He told him to go fetch a dozen
cookies, bring them back and divide them into four piles of three each,
which the dog did without eating a crumb.
The Boeing employee said that was all pretty good and started to
show what his dog "Measure" could do. He told him to go buy a
quart of milk and pour exactly seven ounces of it into a 20-ounce glass, which the dog
did without spilling a drop.
The three of them agreed that their dogs were all pretty smart
and all wanted to see what the Government employee's dog could do. The Government
employee snapped his fingers and his dog, "Coffee
Break", strolled over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, screwed the other three dogs,
claimed he injured his back, filed a Workman's Compensation forma and went
home on sick leave.
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