Take This Key
In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular knight was leaving
for a crusade and called of his squires: "I'm leaving for the crusade. Here is the key to my wife's chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't
returned, you may use the key."
The knight sets out on the dusty road,
armored from head to toe, and takes one last look at his castle. He sees the
squire rushing across the drawbridge, yelling, "Stop| Thank goodness I was
able to catch you. This is the wrong key."
If you have a favorite joke, please send
it to me. I'd be happy to post it on my site.
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