Twin Brothers
There were two brothers who were identical twins. Danny was married but Roy was single and owned a small dilapidated boat.
It just so happened that on the same day that Danny's wife died, Roy's boat sank. A kind old lady met Roy on the street and mistaking him for
his brother Danny said, "Oh, Mr. Jones, I'm sorry to hear of
your great loss. You must feel terrible."
Roy said, "Well I'm not a bit
sorry, she was rotten from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up, she smelled
of fish the first time I got her, she made water faster than anything I
ever saw. She had a big hole in the front and a big crack in the back. The hole kept
getting bigger every time I used her, and once leaked all over
the place. What finished her off though was four guys from the other side
of town that came looking for a good time. They asked if they could use her
and I rented her to them, but warned them she wasn't too hot. But they insisted they wanted to giver her a try. The result was the crazy fools
all tried to get into her at once. The strain was too much for and she cracked right
down the middle."
The old lady fainted.
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