Use a Dollar
Two men went into two outhouses, each side by side. After a few minutes, the first man was finished, but there was no toilet paper in his
outhouse.
He pulled up his pants and knocked on the door of the next
outhouse. The second man said, "What do you want?"
The first man
said, "My outhouse is out of toilet paper. Can I borrow some of yours?"
To which
the second man replied, "NO way! I'm not going to open this door for
you!"
The first man asked, "Well, what am I going to do?"
"Why don't
you use a dollar?" said the second man. The first man returned to his outhouse.
After another few minutes, both men came out of their outhouses
at the same time. The second man noticed brown stuff all over the first man's fingers.
"What the hell is that?" he asked.
"It's
shit," said the first man.
"Well, didn't you take my advise and use a dollar?" asked the
second man.
The first man answered, "Of course I did. But did you ever wipe
your ass with three quarters, two dimes, and a nickel?"
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