When I Went to College I Didn't Know...
- That it didn't matter how late I scheduled My first
class, I'd sleep through it.
- That I could change so much and barely realize it.
- That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different
ways.
- That college kids throw airplanes too.
- That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are
so dressed up.
- That every clock on campus shows a different time.
- That if you were smart in high school, so what?
- That I would go to a party the night before a final.
- That Chem Labs/ Architecture studios take up more time than all my other classes put together.
- That you can know everything and fail a test.
- That you can know nothing and ace a test.
- That I could get used to almost anything I found out
about my roommate.
- That Home is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want
to live there
- That most of my education would be obtained outside of
class.
- That friendship is more than getting drunk together.
- That I would be on of those people that my parents
warned me about.
- The free food server until 10 is gone at 9:50.
- That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.
- That Psychology is really Biology.
- That biology is really Chemistry, that Chemistry is
really Physics and that Physics is really Math.
- That my parents would become so much smarter in the last
few years.
- That its possible to be alone even when you are
surrounded by friends.
- That friends are what makes this place worthwhile!
If you have a favorite joke, please send
it to me. I'd be happy to post it on my site.
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