Marriage
- Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow
has, you wish you had ordered that.
- At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I
am, I married the wrong man."
- Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.
- Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and
the woman gets her master's.
- A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still
paying for it."
- A young son asks his dad, "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some
parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad
replies, "That happens in most countries, son."
- Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married; and then it was too late.
- A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the
wife takes.
- Three rings: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, Suffering.
- When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when a ten-year
married man looks happy - we wonder why.
- Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man
speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the
man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
- After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool
when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I
was in love and didn't notice it."
- It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends
up with the same boss.
- A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next
day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You
can have mine."
- When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one
thing: either the car is new or the wife.
- A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.
- A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a
millionaire." "And what was he before you married him," asked
the friend. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire".
- After a while, you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and
chaining a soul.
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