Top Ten Things You've Never Read in a Fortune Cookie
10. You are a loser — and you know it.
9. Death approaches like an unwavering MX missile.
8. Confucius say: Fuck you.
7. Those weren't noodles you just ate.
6. Three dollar, sucky, sucky.
5. Help me! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!
4. You will soon acquire a taste for country music.
3. They lied; you really were adopted.
2. Did you know that you are the cause of all the misery in this Universe?
1. You will soon fall upon a very large sum of money - and then you will be
harpooned in the back of the neck, whereupon you will be deprived of your
newfound wealth.
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