Top Ten Things to Do with Old Kimchee
10. Put it on your doorstep to ward off Jehovah's Witnesses.
9. Part the Red Sea.
8. Use it as bait. (Not like you'll catch anything).
7. Stuff some in your roommate's sandwich while she's not looking, then later
watch her run around the apartment, going, "Wooo-wooo."
6. Lock yourself in the garage and commit suicide.
5. Here's a neat trick: throw a handful of it straight into the sky; take
notice as to how the Sun seems to suddenly veer away from the horizon.
4. Get some foil and wrap tiny, even portions of the kimchee into candy-sized
balls. Now you have a special Halloween treat for that obnoxious kid on the
block.
3. Don't buy The Club; just place a jar on your dashboard to keep the thieves
away.
2. Sprinkle it on the sidewalk cracks to get rid of those unwanted weeds.
1. Send some to your third grade teacher who flunked you in P.E.
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